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Top 5 Things I Learned on Vacation

  1. iPods and cell phones don’t take kindly to being submerged unexpectedly in a pool. Even if the submersion is with the best intentions of saving a life.
  2. Even though a funnel cloud isn’t officially a “Tornado” unless it touches the ground, if you see one form in your rearview mirror, it’s a fucking Tornado.
  3. Knowing how much gas is currently contained within your automobiles gas tank is apparently a privilege, not a right. At least according to Hyundai.
  4. It’s legal to purchase fireworks in Florida, yet illegal to actually use them.
  5. Alligator tastes like a combination of fish and chicken.